Maybe I could sue the world for mental anguish.

A group of French fans are suing Dr Conrad Murray, the doctor found guilty of involuntary manslaughter in the death of Michael Jackson, for compensation for the 'emotional damage' they've suffered because of their idol's death. Me, I don't think they stand a chance, because I'm pretty sure any lawyer worth his padded chargeable hours would be able to make the ipso facto case that being a Michael Jackson fan clearly indicates a pre-existing emotional problem to begin with.


"With the money we get,
we'll hire a plastic surgeon
to make his body look as
almost lifelike as ever."